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News reporter…. September 15, 2009

Filed under: Funny Jokes — mauj-team @ 4:35 pm

A man sees a woman getting chased by a dog in chandni chowk area of New
Delhi.

When the dog is about to bite the woman, the man intervenes and kicks the
dog.

A Times of India reporter was seeing all this.

He said”That was great.

I’ll definitely publish this in our newspaper.

Tomorrow the headline will be ‘LOCAL HERO SAVES LADY FROM A DOG’.”

The man replied “Thank you, but I’m not from here. I am from US”.

Reporter said ” OK. Then the headline will be US CITIZEN SAVES WOMAN FROM A
DOG”.

Man: Actually, I live in US but I’m not a US citizen.

I’m a Pakistani national by origin”.

Next day, the headline in the paper read

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Pakistani Terrorist ATTACKS A LOCAL DOG.

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Just Friends VS. Best Friends …..!!

Filed under: Uncategorized — mauj-team @ 5:54 am

Just friends Vs Best friends

walking

A Just Friend says..hi,..hello,..bye,…and walks away…

A Best friend always stop by your side & asks how are you doing ??

cartoon1A Just Friend has never seen you cry.

A Best friend has shoulders soggy from your tears.

cartoon2A Just Friend thinks the friendship is over, when you have an argument.

A Best friend knows that it’s not a friendship, until after you’ve had a fight.

cartoon3

A Just Friend jealous about your romantic history.

A Best friend wonders of your love story…..

A Just Friend expects you to be always there for any help.

A Best friend is always there, wherever you require any help.

A Just Friend doesn’t have time in his/her busy schedule,

A Best friend always have time for you in his/her busy schedules….

A Best friend doesn’t know…how to say goodbye…

friend


 

Good Morning… Have a nice Tuesday ..

Filed under: Thought of the Day — mauj-team @ 5:44 am

Tuesday, September 15, 2009
Good Morning… Have a nice Tuesday

gm

Positive Thought for the Day

The best things in life aren’t things. – how often we strive to achieve material that we think will make us happy,
but in the end it is not material things that make us the happiest. It is those moments, memories, the love of our family and friends – no material thing could ever replace these.

 

Same service!!!

Filed under: Funny Jokes — mauj-team @ 5:28 am

A Husband Visited a marriage counselor and said,

“When we were first married, I would come home from the office, my wife would bring my slippers and our cute little dog would run around barking. Now after ten years it`s all different. I come home, the dog brings the slippers and my wife runs around barking.”
“Why complain?” said the counselor, “You re still getting the same service!”