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IF U LOVE SOME ONE… September 14, 2009

Filed under: Funny Jokes — mauj-team @ 8:54 am

If you love someone,
Set her free…
If she comes back, she’s yours,
If she doesn’t, she never was…
.

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THE NEW VERSIONS…. .

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Pessimist:

If you love someone,
Set her free ………… …..
If she ever comes back, she’s yours,
If she doesn’t, as expected, she never was

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Optimist:

If you love someone,
Set her free ………… …..
Don’t worry, she will come back.

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Suspicious:

If you love someone,
Set her free ………… …..
If she ever comes back, ask her why.

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Playful:

If you love someone,
Set her free ………… …..
*If she comes back, and if you love her still, set her
free again, repeat *

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Bill Gates :

If you love someone,
Set her free,
If she comes back,
I think we can charge her for re-installation fees but
tell her that she’s also going to get an upgrade.

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Finance expert :

If you love someone
set her free
If she comes back, its time to look for fresh loans
If she doesn’t, write her off as an asset gone bad.

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