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divorce !!! September 14, 2009

Filed under: Uncategorized — mauj-team @ 2:27 pm

judge: why do you want to divorce?

man: i m not happy with my wife.

is he right? judge says to wife


wife says ( with irritation ) –

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पूरा मोहल्ला खुश है बस इस कमीने को ही तकलीफ है .

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INDIAN WAY…

Filed under: Funny Jokes — mauj-team @ 2:18 pm

Indian way of doing Business

Three contractors are bidding to fix a broken fence at the White House in

Washington D.C. One from Bangladesh , another from India and the third, from China .

They go with a White House office to examine the fence.

The Bangladesh contractor takes out a tape measure and does some measuring,

then works some figures with a pencil. “Well”, he says, “I figure the job will run about $900. ($400 for materials, $400 for my team and $100 profit for me)”.

The Chinese contractor also does some measuring and figuring, then says, “I can do this job for $700. ($300 for materials, $300 for my team and $100 profit for me)”.

The Indian contractor doesn’t measure or figure, but leans over to the White House official and whispers, “$2,700.”

The official, incredulous, says, “You didn’t even measure like the other guys! How did you come up with such a high figure?”

The Indian contractor whispers back, “$1000 for me, $1000 for you, and we

hire the guy from China to fix the fence.”

“Done!” replies the government official.

 

Chor ka vishvaas…!!

Filed under: Funny Jokes — mauj-team @ 2:03 pm

Ek Chor ghar me chori karne Gaya,
tijori par likha tha

” TIJORI KO TODNE KI JARURAT NAHI,
452 No. LAGAO AUR SAMNE WALA LAAL BUTTON DABAO,
TIJORI KHUL JAYEGI ”

Jaise hi button dabaya alarm baja aur police aayi.

Jate waqt chor seth se bola



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“AAJ  MERA  INSANIYAT   SE  VISHWAS UTH  GAYA “!!!!

 

IF U LOVE SOME ONE…

Filed under: Funny Jokes — mauj-team @ 8:54 am

If you love someone,
Set her free…
If she comes back, she’s yours,
If she doesn’t, she never was…
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THE NEW VERSIONS…. .

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Pessimist:

If you love someone,
Set her free ………… …..
If she ever comes back, she’s yours,
If she doesn’t, as expected, she never was

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Optimist:

If you love someone,
Set her free ………… …..
Don’t worry, she will come back.

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Suspicious:

If you love someone,
Set her free ………… …..
If she ever comes back, ask her why.

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Playful:

If you love someone,
Set her free ………… …..
*If she comes back, and if you love her still, set her
free again, repeat *

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Bill Gates :

If you love someone,
Set her free,
If she comes back,
I think we can charge her for re-installation fees but
tell her that she’s also going to get an upgrade.

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Finance expert :

If you love someone
set her free
If she comes back, its time to look for fresh loans
If she doesn’t, write her off as an asset gone bad.

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