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Police aur Sharabi.. September 12, 2009

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Police ne raat ke 1 baje sharab ke nashe mein

tunn ek aadmi ko pakad kar puchha..

Raat ke ek baje tum Kahan ja rahe ho..?

Aadmi – Main sharab peene ke dush parinaam

per lecture sunne ja raha hun…

Police – Itni raat mein tumhe kaun lecture dega..?

Aadmi – Mere biwi…..

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Mallika Sherawat & Baba Ramdev…..

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Mallika Sherawat ne
Baba Ramdev Ji se puchha ,
ki main nahate samay kya lagaun ,
ki mera Yauvan surakshit rahe ?
Baba ne Kaha …
DARWAJA … !

 

Laloo’s English

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Laloo-Prasad-Yadav-cartoon

Laloo Prasad sent his Bio Data – to apply for a post in Microsoft
Corporation, USA.
A few days later he got this reply:
Dear Mr. Laloo Prasad,
You do not meet our requirements. Please do not send any further
correspondence. No phone call shall be entertained. Thanks
Bill Gates. Laloo prasad jumped with joy on receiving this reply.
He arranged a press conference : “Bhaiyon aur Behno, aap ko jaan kar
khushi hogee ki hum ko Amereeca mein naukri mil gayee hai.”
Everyone was delighted. Laloo prasad continued…… “Ab hum aap sab ko
apnaa appointment Letter padkar sunaongaa ? par letter angreeze main hai – isliyen saath-saath Hindi main translate bhee karoonga. Dear Mr. Laloo Prasad —– Pyare Laloo prasad bhaiyya
You do not meet —–aap to miltay hee naheen ho
our requirement —– humko to zaroorat hai
Please do not send any furthur correspondance —– ab Letter vetter bhejne
ka kaouno zaroorat nahee.
No phone call —– phoonwa ka bhee zaroorat nahee hai
shall be entertained —– bahut khaatir kee jayegi.
Thanks —– aapkaa bahut bahut dhanyavad.
Bill Gates. —- Tohar Bilva. .

 

A.G.

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“A.G.”

Yeh Biwiyan apne pati ko “A.G.” kyon kehti hain?
Kyonki Biwiyan Sanskari hoti hain;


aur sabke saamne “Abey Gadhe” nahin keh sakti.


Isliye, short form main bulati hain “A.G.”.

 

10 Ways to Propose to a Girl

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1. Walk up behind girl and point fingers shaped like gun into her back
“You’re under arrest!”
For what?
“For stealing my heart.”
2. Hi, my name is Chance, Do I have one?
3. Are your legs tired?
girl: Why?
because you have been running through my mind all day!
4. “I lost my phone number, can I borrow yours?”
5. Can you give me directions to your heart? I’ve seemed to have lost myself in your eyes.
6. Take a look at the tag on the girls shirt, jacket, etc. She would say,”What are you doing”
you respond,”Oh, just checking to see if you were made in Heaven.”
7. Pick up a flower and walk over to girl. “I was just showing this flower how beautiful you are.”
8. Is it hot in here or is it just you?
9. Hey Girls, walk up to a guy and say: “Are you from Greece?” “No” he answers.
Then you say, “Oh, I thought all the Gods were from Greece”
10. GEEEEE.. I FEEL LIKE RICHARD GERE STANDING BESIDE YOU ……….. PRETTY WOMEN.
 

Life Before Computers…

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An application was for employment
A program was a TV show
A cursor used profanity
And a keyboard was on a piano!

Memory was something that you lost with age
And a CD was a bank account
And if you had a corrupted disk
It would hurt when you found out!

Compress was what you did to garbage
Not something you did to a file
And if you unzipped anything in public
You’d be in jail for a while!

Log on was adding wood to a fire
A hard drive was a trip on the road
A mouse pad was where a mouse lived
And a backup happened to the commode!

Cutting, you did with a pocket knife,
Pasting, you did with glue.
The Web was where a spider lived
And a virus was the flu!